China denies subjecting U.S. diplomats to COVID-19 anal tests

China’s CCP asserting dominance over everyone...

The Washington Post reported last week that some U.S. personnel had told the department they had been subjected to the anal tests.

Hmmm... Foreign service doesn’t seem as desirable a profession as it once did.

Ouch!!!

Sounds like the diplomats were dealt a bum hand.

We will not permit China to compromise our diplomatic rectal integrity.

A big wet fart while taking the sample would have been my retribution. One has to wonder why any diplomat would even allow themselves to be subject to such abuse? I would have said no and then let the people farther up the diplomatic food chain fight it out. There isn't a job out there that is so valuable that I'd let some shmuck shove a swab up my bung hole.

Get ready for the anal Olympics in China.

Did the Chinese at least take them to dinner first?