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Posted in: Emperor appears concerned Olympics could spread COVID: official See in context

Suiko Tenno wouldn't have let the games go ahead, I can tell you that twice.

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Posted in: 5 years after Brexit vote, divided UK still feels shockwaves See in context

I love The Sun's picture. It accurately predicts the apocalyptic fireball of Brexit spreading across Britain.

Or does it represent the sunrise of hope dawning over a soon-to-be independent Scotland?

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Posted in: 'Conbini warp' an increasing traffic problem for businesses, authorities across Japan See in context

“a place where an unspecified number of people come and go.”

I've known a few of them.

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Posted in: Alcohol allowed but no condom distribution in Tokyo Olympic village See in context

Too little, too latex

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Posted in: Criminal complaint filed over Sri Lankan's death at immigration facility See in context

Her death, while unfortunate, was prolonged

That's not how death works, matey.

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Posted in: China set to send first crew to new space station Thursday See in context

I initially misread it as "to send first crow to new space station". That would be something.

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Posted in: Japan should have scrapped domestic COVID vaccine trials: Kono See in context

said opposition parties pushed for domestic trials and media would have pilloried the government if accidents had happened without them.

Leadership.

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Posted in: Toshiba apologizes to shareholders after vote probe See in context

Would Suga care to comment? No, I thought not.

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Posted in: Toshiba drops 2 board member candidates ahead of shareholder meeting See in context

Since the report was released four outside directors have issued a statement saying that they will not support all candidates.

Slight mistranslation. "They will not support all candidates" suggests that they will support some, but not all, of them.

It should read "will not support any" (they will oppose all).

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Posted in: Biden says he supports Suga's plan to hold safe Tokyo Olympics See in context

Yeah well. We would all support a "safe" games. Whether they will be safe is another matter.

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Posted in: Toshiba colluded with ministry to undermine shareholders, probe finds See in context

Suga: "I am absolutely not aware of that. There was nothing of that sort."

Well that settles it.

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Posted in: Toshiba colluded with ministry to undermine shareholders, probe finds See in context

If you're pulling tricks to deprive shareholders of their rights, you're engaging in theft.

I understand the concern about scary foreign capital, but if you don't want to give control, don't go public in the first place, or let the J Govt buy up a load of your stock. Don't go about it in a dishonest way.

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Posted in: Suga aims to finish vaccinating Japan's population by November See in context

Easily solved.

Vote with your feet.

You can do it!

Good idea. Give the government a good kicking.

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Posted in: Suga aims to finish vaccinating Japan's population by November See in context

Suga-san, will you ever answer the question of why, with so many vaccines in hand, the actual vaccination effort started so late?

Suga answer a question? My friend, ye know not the ways...

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Posted in: Members of media from abroad covering Olympics to be tracked by GPS See in context

Alfie, I imagine that O'Hanraha-hanrahan would fit very comfortably into the kisha club, which is constantly losing the news.

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Posted in: Japanese cook shaves head in apology after customer complaint See in context

And the punchline:

Lucky I didn't tell them about the dirty knife

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Posted in: Over 30% in Japan see rise in exposure to secondhand smoke See in context

Provide a safe and comfortable space for people who want to enjoy a cigarette, without forcing them into a small room of other people smoking.

Exactly what kind of space do you have in mind?

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Posted in: Ex-assemblyman held over fraudulent signatures for governor recall See in context

Takasu the denier of all wrong things Japan did in WW2

And denier of something Germany did.

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Posted in: Family of dead Sri Lankan woman unconvinced by Nagoya immigration account See in context

I had a feeling that Kazuaki would chip in with his "well actually..." 'splaining comment, but he outdid himself this time.

Even if she was serving a sentence as a convicted murderer, her death still wouldn't have been "her fault".

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Posted in: Organizers unveil Tokyo Paralympic symbol to mark 100 days to go See in context

"Agito" is Latin for "I move."

Well I'm not moved. But I am agitated.

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Posted in: Chinese spacecraft lands on Mars in latest advance for its space program See in context

the great world power as it was 500 years ago

But isn't today's PCR more of a world power than Ming ever was?

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Posted in: TV personality Bobby Ologun fined ¥100,000 for domestic abuse See in context

allows men to get off lightly when they commit rape and domestic violence

and that's if they get convicted, let alone charged, let alone arrested.

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Posted in: Sri Lankan's death in detention in spotlight as Japan debates immigration bill See in context

I here to remind you and others to look at yourself first.

How many of us here are responsible for immigration policy? Does "yourself" = "your country"?

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Posted in: Nissan trims annual net loss See in context

I wonder how much Ashwani Gupta is in control of things.

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Posted in: Johnson seeks to bolster economy as Queen Elizabeth opens new parliament session See in context

He’ll consolidate his southern/rural base.

He might find the southern Blue Wall a little weakened though.

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Posted in: Publisher slams gov't handling of virus in 3 newspaper ads See in context

Shinzo will make a triumphant comeback.

Yeah, and he'll probably win big on the constitutional reform ticket, much like BJohnson did with gEt bReXiT dOnE.

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Posted in: Tokyo reports 925 new coronavirus cases; record 578 in Aichi See in context

Keitai zombies !

Typical of the world we live in now - head down, looking at their phones

They must be engrossed in our comments.

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Posted in: Man possessing cannabis livestreams his surrender to police See in context

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Posted in: Opposition leader Edano says Olympics cannot be held safely See in context

does this shadow party minister really think the five rings give a hoot about summer covid variants ?

No. And that's exactly the point.

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Posted in: Philip Morris to phase out cigarettes in Japan within decade See in context

Smoking in the street is banned in many places under local regulations that impose hefty fines on violators.

Could have fooled me.

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